Sep 03, 2009, 05:47 PM // 17:47
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#341
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Look up.
Guild: Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].
Profession: W/
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Ok a mate of mine came over to me a few days ago actually asking why people didn't wanna be his GF's. I of course felt sorry for him and asked what the problem was. When he said he was LFGF'ing in Ascalon City and Lion's Arch I burst out laughing
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Sep 04, 2009, 03:01 PM // 15:01
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#342
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Academy Page
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Srak Scream
guy in RA was furiously scribbling on the radar and i was like wtf are u doing
"i'm jamming their radar"
i cried
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OMG i have to try that
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Sep 04, 2009, 05:56 PM // 17:56
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#343
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Look out!
Profession: E/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Srak Scream
guy in RA was furiously scribbling on the radar and i was like wtf are u doing
"i'm jamming their radar"
i cried
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-Sir, we've been jammed.
-What kind of jam?
-Tastes like strawberry, sir.
-Strawberry jam? There's only one man that uses strawberry jam. LONESTAR!!!
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Sep 04, 2009, 07:16 PM // 19:16
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#344
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Academy Page
Join Date: Apr 2007
Guild: Soldiers of Q - [XVII]
Profession: N/Rt
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Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybanshee
-Sir, we've been jammed.
-What kind of jam?
-Tastes like strawberry, sir.
-Strawberry jam? There's only one man that uses strawberry jam. LONESTAR!!!
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Actually, if I remember correctly, it was raspberry, but anyway...
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Sep 04, 2009, 07:33 PM // 19:33
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#345
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jan 2006
Guild: The Zodiac Elites [TZE]
Profession: Mo/
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For info...
"Raspberry?! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.... Lone Star!"
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Sep 04, 2009, 08:49 PM // 20:49
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#346
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2009
Profession: R/
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Just wanted to get this out before I forget-
In LA, some guy sorta made a fool of himself (iirc)-
Him: where do i go to get to factions?
Us (some random group of people and me): By the docks - Jiaju Tai
Us: only if you have Factions installed on your account
Him: how do i install it on account?
Us: enter a new cd key in
Him: where can i get factions?
*pause* *eye twitches*
Us: store
Us: Store
Me: local bootleg market
Him: thats ret(u)rded. they should give it to you when you finish game.
*eye goes in spasms* /facepalm
So everyone started flaming him in public chat. I wish I'd've gotten a screenshot of this.
I think this goes to show that some people have very little common sense.
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Sep 04, 2009, 10:51 PM // 22:51
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#347
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Academy Page
Join Date: Apr 2007
Guild: Soldiers of Q - [XVII]
Profession: N/Rt
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra Jim
For info...
"Raspberry?! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.... Lone Star!"
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No problem, man.
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Sep 05, 2009, 12:13 AM // 00:13
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#348
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Canada
Guild: Guy In Real Life [GIRL]
Profession: W/E
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I laugh whenever my monks dshot things. (True story)
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Sep 05, 2009, 12:14 AM // 00:14
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#349
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Academy Page
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I was off to do the ElusivE Golemancer as per z-mission today.
I joined a group with my AWESOME PARAGON OF AWESOME. I loaded up a quick Imbagon-type build, as people DEMAND IMBAGON FROM ALL PARAGON IN EXISTENCE, and since it was Hardmode I wanted to bring my a-game.
They looked at the team, noted there was 1 monk. I pointed out that it was HARD MODE and 2 monks is recommended for a group of 8.
The Leader said "Imbagon paragon is good enough for a monk". I said "What the hell are you on?" Hello kick from party :O
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Sep 05, 2009, 12:19 AM // 00:19
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#350
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Academy Page
Join Date: Apr 2007
Guild: Soldiers of Q - [XVII]
Profession: N/Rt
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArlanKels
I was off to do the ElusivE Golemancer as per z-mission today.
I joined a group with my AWESOME PARAGON OF AWESOME. I loaded up a quick Imbagon-type build, as people DEMAND IMBAGON FROM ALL PARAGON IN EXISTENCE, and since it was Hardmode I wanted to bring my a-game.
They looked at the team, noted there was 1 monk. I pointed out that it was HARD MODE and 2 monks is recommended for a group of 8.
The Leader said "Imbagon paragon is good enough for a monk". I said "What the hell are you on?" Hello kick from party :O
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Wow, what an idiot
Once, in LA, some guy kept telling everyone to get off a hill unless they wanted to make a sale, and started threatening to hack whoever didn't... what a loser.
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Sep 05, 2009, 02:06 AM // 02:06
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#351
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: New Zealand
Guild: WTNF
Profession: Mo/Me
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Perhaps not the stupidest things, but two of the stupidest recent things I came across. I found them very entertaining. (:
The first was forming a group for Tahnnakai Temple with my monk (emphasis on Mo/Me). I hopped into this group with this guy and I think another person, as well as this poor Rit. He was asking everyone if they had the Rit elite 'Consume Soul' (I believe it's called) because that would make the mission easier - which I don't dispute.
Guy: Roren (my monk) u have hero with consume soul?
Me: Uh, nope.
-The Rit and another dude join-
Guy: u have heroes with consume soul?
Rit: No
Dude: No
Guy: Oh, 'Rit', ur a Rit lol. I didn't realize. do u have consume soul?
Rit: no? what does it do?
Guy: You steal Health from target foe. If that foe was a summoned creature, you steal all of that foe's life.
Rit: I'm sorry english isn't my first language, i'm having a hard time understanding
Me: -google a template with the skill so he can see the image of it and such-
Me: -ctrl z template- Here's a build with consume soul if that helps you out a bit?
Rit: Oh thanks
Guy: Ahhhahahahahaha! Brilliant! That will work nicely!!!
Guy: Hahahahaha!
Guy: Hahahahaha Roren are you using that build?
-brief pause while I asses my monk and mesmer skills and nope. no Rit spells there-
I felt bad when I had to remind him of that fact. And I guess this is an easy mistake to make, it just entertained me.
I think that's 'nuff said? (:
Number 2.
We were not that far into Aborstone. We had a Necro with us who was raising minions like no one's business, and was keeping them alive with Blood of the Master (I think). So every few seconds he'd lose a chunk of life and we'd heal him - no worries.
The trouble was when we were waiting for Danika (Monk prime, remember ) to catch up and open the door, this Necro spamming Blood of the Master to keep his minions alive.
Danika catches up and I guess her main priority before anything is healing, so she sees this Necro lose some health and heals him. She gets to the door and starts doing her thing but: Ooop! Necro lost some health again.
She drops what she's doing and rushes over to cure the Necro and then goes back to the door. Necro loses some health, she runs back to him and heals, then back to the door, and so on and so on. This happens quite a few times, and I wish I had kept count.
Getting a bit agitated I go: Please, let her open the door...
She manages to open the door finally, and guess that the Necro finally got what was going on. But no.
Necro: LOL!! Bout time Danika!!!
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Sep 05, 2009, 08:22 AM // 08:22
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#352
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Aug 2007
Guild: [DuDe]
Profession: Mo/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nanaki Roren
We were not that far into Aborstone. We had a Necro with us who was raising minions like no one's business, and was keeping them alive with Blood of the Master (I think). So every few seconds he'd lose a chunk of life and we'd heal him - no worries.
The trouble was when we were waiting for Danika (Monk prime, remember ) to catch up and open the door, this Necro spamming Blood of the Master to keep his minions alive.
Danika catches up and I guess her main priority before anything is healing, so she sees this Necro lose some health and heals him. She gets to the door and starts doing her thing but: Ooop! Necro lost some health again.
She drops what she's doing and rushes over to cure the Necro and then goes back to the door. Necro loses some health, she runs back to him and heals, then back to the door, and so on and so on. This happens quite a few times, and I wish I had kept count.
Getting a bit agitated I go: Please, let her open the door...
She manages to open the door finally, and guess that the Necro finally got what was going on. But no.
Necro: LOL!! Bout time Danika!!!
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I laught so hard LMAO
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Sep 05, 2009, 08:51 AM // 08:51
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#353
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Holland
Guild: [Uni]
Profession: Mo/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
Also a stupid thing: runners and runnees who think they can report people for running scams
ProTip to them: ArenaNet doesn't support your actions and if you get scammed, whether you're the runner or the person being ran, ArenaNet isn't going to take action - it's your fault for doing something they don't want you doing.
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lol, well I thought that too, untill I ran a group of ppl thru Bogroots. At the end 1 guy kept running in the group so he didn't have to pay. and he went afk, so we all reported him. Me and my mate waited for like 30 mins. and then the guy came back. but just before he could open de chest. he just logged out. and I've never seen him on back again. so yes I think reporting has a use.
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Sep 05, 2009, 09:25 AM // 09:25
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#354
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Spain
Guild: LHV
Profession: R/N
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Apple
I laught so hard LMAO
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Yep , danika totally pis*** me off in that mission .
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Sep 05, 2009, 08:33 PM // 20:33
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#355
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: California
Profession: W/E
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArlanKels
I was off to do the ElusivE Golemancer as per z-mission today.
I joined a group with my AWESOME PARAGON OF AWESOME. I loaded up a quick Imbagon-type build, as people DEMAND IMBAGON FROM ALL PARAGON IN EXISTENCE, and since it was Hardmode I wanted to bring my a-game.
They looked at the team, noted there was 1 monk. I pointed out that it was HARD MODE and 2 monks is recommended for a group of 8.
The Leader said "Imbagon paragon is good enough for a monk". I said "What the hell are you on?" Hello kick from party :O
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I lol'd really effing hard. Do you realize how much damage things do when there's an imbagon in the team? Protip: You're taking more damage than anyone else.
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Sep 06, 2009, 02:35 PM // 14:35
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#356
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Academy Page
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: London
Guild: Fun With Blood (SuK)
Profession: R/
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At the acquisition of new armour
...........does this armour make my bum big?
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Sep 06, 2009, 05:29 PM // 17:29
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#357
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Look up.
Guild: Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].
Profession: W/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brave bern
...........does this armour make my bum big?
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And the answer is yes.
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Sep 07, 2009, 12:55 AM // 00:55
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#358
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Forge Runner
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can't spell lawl without flawless
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Sep 07, 2009, 02:06 AM // 02:06
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#359
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Academy Page
Join Date: Dec 2006
Profession: N/
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Some guy was offering UW dual runs for ~10K. . .
. . . @ doomlore shrine >_>
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Sep 07, 2009, 02:20 AM // 02:20
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#360
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Academy Page
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Quote:
Originally Posted by _december
can't spell lawl without flawless
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Yes you can. You can lose the f, e, and the 2 s's in fact.
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